Slavery or Leadership
Story of a big grown-ass aussie kid
Once a creature was born,
with invisible horns,
He looked like a human,
But he was no where near them
He was a vain and swollen headed,
Cocky, puffed up, roams unabashed
Bully's and harras his own blood extraction,
So they all believed his "Down Syndrome" is in full action
He grew older dreaming big wishes,
But he got a job only to wash dishes
Somehow culinary he learnt,
But put on too much weight he could never burn
Then he grew bigger so as his sloppy fat,
Became very jealous from other chaps
What could nervy do , he worries,
Lets get others fat, then "No Worries" !
Wastes companies food &sweets to get others fat,
Doesnt realise that he is such a Rat !
Don't expect any professionalism from him,
Keeping kitchen unorganised & filthy is a habbit of him
He is ranked high among all the big bludgers,
Does monkey circus around all my punjabi brothers
Has no clue with kitchen grounds,
But worries about PD's belly fat all year around
He has no creativity, Has no goals,
Thats why daily specials are "Ready-made" "chicken & beef pie and Sausage rolls"
Eats and eats and farts on people face,
Plays, Relaxes and jokes all day, as "Casuals line Chefs" are on their pace
Traffic red light are disco lights for him,
Wishes X-BOX, Playstation games should never be separate from him,
he jokes !, he laughs !, He jumps !,does his Monkey Circus,
Doesnt give a f..k what happens with the business
So he could stand out & dominate the whole kitchen,
Does anyone wonders why no white aussie chefs in the kitchen ?
Lazy bone pig cant get up of his ass,
therefore he hires all casual Asian staff,
(Surely he knows white aussie chefs will kick his ass !)
Why work hard, when he can give others all the shitts,
So monstrous head created the title "Service Chefs" shifts
Doesnt "let in" any talented chef who is betterish,
So he could control and live off the clownish,
"Roy" so small as garlic, done brave things,
So snobbish kicked him out with his cheap political prints
Happened to move to bigger and better things,
So co-incidence when executives clipped of his wings
Overweening thinks that they all like him,
Doesn't realise its his monkey circus which amuses them,
Who doesnt want fun,easy life and flexibility at work,
Such a joker like him can only make it work
Spends all day writing comedy poems indeed,
Couldn't he spare some times for menu recepies we need ? ( when a junior questions )
Has got time to make jokes with all,
Can't help the chefs to roll the ball,
Thick skin character had no shame, no fear,
no wonder business has no profit for many years
Uncompromising, Self important ruined us all, Otherwise no way our kitchen would ever fall
Arrogance and stubbornness of his cant be replace,
Lets Casuals Chefs suffer, so he can win the race
Culprit, Crook, Smug, Immoral & Snappy,
God created him in a special way that his own misery makes him happy!
