They wanted a new king to sit him up on a puppet throne All they got was an old king that went on digging up bones Never mind they say we can control him just pull his strings His strings were all but broken the puppet man had awoken The taste of freedom he had taken the rest is left unspoken IV The committee said have no fear he can and will be broken Making fancy speech the sort to impeach that horrible Grinch Saying just follow our wish or your bones we will bury in the ditch I think not the puppet man reply I like it here more than anywhere And so, the saga remains the puppet man fame or are we to blame Hail to the puppet King, hail Donald.