ONE KID FLOATING OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST (This is based on true experiences) Sitting here in the hospital's waiting room Observing the Italian cleaner with a broom While waiting for my monthly appointment For that strange buzzing electrical treatment That they do to me in that cold metal bed By putting a headphone thingy on my head! My guardian makes me sit up and very still When the nurse comes with my special pill. I'm forced to swallow the foul tasting thing ''What a good little boy'' The nurse did sing 'Fore she led me into a room of white coats With official documents and writing notes! Now I feel a little bit drowsy but not sleepy As they laid me down I feel I need to pee. Then they take off my shoes and my shirt And from my hair they brushed some dirt. On my temples I feel the cotton-wool dab Dab, dab, dab dab, one hurt a nearby scab! The room began to spin and became hazy I can hear the tallest doctor say I'm crazy Now I'm feeling the old straps tying me in Click, click, click, click, they hurt my skin But that went with the nurse's soft hands Holding my head, I see her plastic bands! I'm six 'n' half years old, why am I here? Is it cos I'm different, is that they all fear? My thoughts begin to make no more sense The staff hold me more as I become tense As every time I come, it gets more difficult And the way they treat me is such an insult! The headphones are placed on me harshly And sometimes it was put on very rashly I hear a noise of a switch on a machine A rubber thing put in my mouth, it's green ZZZZZap! ZZZZZap! Vibes in my brain Electricity in my skull, then oh, once again! Colours float in my young confused mind I can just hear the nurse trying to be kind While preparing the procedure once more And my head begins to feel intensely sore In my ears I get an annoying type sound And I wonder if the bed's on the ground! ZZZZZZip! ZZZZZip! For a half of hour Spit out the rubber thing, my taste is sour I feel like a stoner on a week-long binge That had ran far away to the lunatic fringe As they dress me in my shirt and shoes One side of my head developed a bruise! I pass out going home on the orange bus While my guardian begin to swear 'n' cuss Her words, ''Mental f'n case'' fading away Among my drugged state to her dismay 'Cause I'm escaping into my happy place With a million smiles upon my little face!