Growing pains.

poem by: Christopher Russon
Written on Jun 08, 2019

I feel I'm getting older
Full of aches and pains
My body keeps on telling me
I will never be young again.

I used to be a drinker
I admit I drank too much
But now I'm reaching seventy
I hate the blooming stuff.

Now I'm on the Doc spot
Everyday I attend the gym
Although I feel I'm losing weight
I will never be nice and slim.

My wife and I walk our dog
We take him out each day
He sniffs and barks at everything
Won't tell you what I say.

Youth they say is a flame that burns
But I feel my flames gone out
Now if you were to see me 
Well I'm nothing to shout about.

I wonder how my wife does cope
I'm beginning to repeat my words
And when I try to tell her things
She says I sound obsurd.

So I guess I'll have to face the fact
There's no more climbing hills
For me its the downhill spiral
So I'll carry on taking the pills

 

Tags: Humor, Rhyme, Wishful,

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Frank Hornby . commented on Jun 08, 2019 at 8:05am
Hahaha......I love this poem Chris..(it reminds me of my poem "The old age rap")......we are the same "old age"....but still young at heart...and that's what matters........hahaha..keep taking the pills mate!...👍🏻
Christopher Russon commented on Jun 08, 2019 at 8:58pm
My yearly hypertension review coming up this month. Having to watch my calorie intake.After all I am almost seventy. Thank you Frank for your comment.

 

 

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