Darling I’ve left you My little note reads That’s a shocker to stumble across As you place down the keys Darling I’ve left you And gone to parts very much unknown Please don’t bother trying to ring me I’ve snipped the linecord on the phone Darling I’ve left you Your dinners in the dog The jeans wore for your fancy piece Are floating in the bog Darling I’ve left you Are the crocodile tears coming out You really thought you’d keep it a secret Just how much you were putting it about Darling I’ve left you The savings account is bone dry And as for my life insurance You’ll get f’all when I finally die Darling I’ve left you For a woman who doesn’t make me sick Caring, loving and sexually active Not like you you arrogant p***k!