"I have a serious problem, with my young grandsons, Charlie, and Joe, how am I going to solve it? I really do not know. When they come to visit me, I want to bang their heads, because I'm a true blue Evertonian, and they support the Reds! I'm taunted with their Liverpool shirts, they know how to wind me up! I don't think they will ever let me forget, when they won that bloody cup! Ah, but still I love them dearly, even though they're Liverpool through, and through, because it really is only friendly banter, and I'm so proud to be a BLUE!"