"I'd only left school one week, before me mum found me a job, labouring in a Kirkby wood factory, earning myself a few bob. Four pounds, ten shillings after tax it would be, two pounds ten to 'me ma,' what was left, was for me! I felt that I was loaded, with two pounds in my fist, I spent some on new clothes, the rest got me pissed! But after a few short months, I was stupid looking back, I'd put oil in the foremans carton of milk...and promptly got the sack! It wasn't nice being unemployed, with the rest of 'the idle mob', but I've still got lots of good memories...of my first job."