"Hello dad, it's been many, many years, I've thought of you quite often, and cried a bucketful of tears, I know that you were a seaman, who sailed the seven seas, but where were you dad, when I had scrapes on my little knees? I wish that I had met you, when I was only small, I bet you would have been a brilliant dad, teaching me to play football. Ah, but this imaginary meeting, which a million times I've had, is only wishful thinking, because I know I will never meet you..dad."