I know this may sound silly, But when I met a man named Billy I wished that I was he. His hair was greasy, his eyes were squiffy, And his aroma could only be described as whiffy, But he was as happy as could be. He gave me a smile , he gave me a wink, And was not concerned about his stink. He was so at peace with life. So when I asked, ìCan you tell me please, Dear Bill to what do you owe such ease?î Bill replied ìEeeh I `ave no wife.