Humanity and Aliens

poem by: Mr. Chap
Written on Apr 12, 2015

This is a message of my own personal opinion
There totally aren't any aliens forcing me to write this
I write this off of my own personal bliss

Basically, you can kiss your butt goodbye
Because humanity is doomed and there is not an alibi
If you were to literally do so that would truly satisfy
Especially if you were to be a baboon because the aliens I mean I find baboons sexy

That is the end of my argument 
If we are in agreement that would be cool
If somebody doesn't agree then kill all nonbelievers
Because that's just how it should be here in our future dictatorship
By that I mean aliens of course

And remember
Humanity is stupid and filthy and deserves this so it's okay. :P
And aliens are just way too l33t for society so there's no way.

 

Tags: humor, weird,

 

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