This is a message of my own personal opinion There totally aren't any aliens forcing me to write this I write this off of my own personal bliss Basically, you can kiss your butt goodbye Because humanity is doomed and there is not an alibi If you were to literally do so that would truly satisfy Especially if you were to be a baboon because the aliens I mean I find baboons sexy That is the end of my argument If we are in agreement that would be cool If somebody doesn't agree then kill all nonbelievers Because that's just how it should be here in our future dictatorship By that I mean aliens of course And remember Humanity is stupid and filthy and deserves this so it's okay. :P And aliens are just way too l33t for society so there's no way.