It’s not your mums fault Just take it all with a pinch of salt A little misunderstanding As two blokes were crossing on your landing This house is too small for the both of us There’s a hole in the garden for one of us It’s not your dads fault He can’t be found guilty for last night’s assault Exhibit A a pair of scissors Exhibit B was pieces of a broken mirror The weapon was found in and around the billiard room with the scent of miss Scarlett’s cheap perfume Chorus You blame everyone else Before you blame yourself You’re out of line again So you might as well There’s a bed made for you in hell Have you been apologising too much or not enough? Have a little bit of the smooth to avoid the rough It might be your dogs fault But not solely … oh if only Its no-ones fault salt and vinegar is green When for a certain time they were blue It’s the best kept secret between me and you And let me tell you cheese and onion were green Don’t say that again it’s just obscene Chorus You blame everyone else Before you blame yourself You’re out of line again So you might as well There’s a bed made for you in hell