The boss and the nosey parker The boss is dark the other one is darker A barn full of hay chances are I will torch it one day I won’t put it out and neither will they Don’t believe todays papers just ignore them and we’ll meet up later Looking through the long lens of the law Spying, laughing on the wrong side of the door The rules have been set and the nosey man knows that dya wanna bet? Hard grafters just keep going Day after day ever present and not knowing Work more and earn less Clock of an hour early at best The boss and the nosey parker The boss is smart the other ones smarter Blink and you’re fired Just another day don’t go in you’re too tired You’re unaware what day of the week You’re made to feel like you learnt to walk before you could speak Hard grafters just keep going Day after day ever present and not knowing Work more and earn less Clock of an hour early at best I can’t understand who are you? I thought you were on the bottom of my shoe Today is your day now walk the plank The moment blood sweat and tears sank Hard grafters just keep going Day after day ever present and not knowing Work more and earn less Clock of an hour early at best Who would win between the boss and the nosey parker? Who would win between the green giant and Mr Quaker? It all depends whether you ask the butcher the baker, or the candlestick maker A battleground covered in sweet corn and oats Then a car chase from Lands end to John o’ Groats What world do we live in if a monkey and a zebra can’t be friends? If Mr Quaker and the Green Giant won’t make amends You pay huge amounts of money for old rope When your favourite character has been taken out your local soap For 40 days and 40 nights Lions and tigers have been allowed to fight And when Moses parted the red sea No one said it would be easy He didn't do it for you or me