Waits Get Dates
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
Waits get dates
In the meantime fuck about with your mates
Plenty of fish and matchmaker.com
She’s 29, plays with herself, she’s from Rotherham
Got girls on the mind all the time
Big ones tall ones slim ones fat ones
Got a date tonight must get ready
Been texting her for weeks coz I’m taking it steady
Gotta erase the memories from the night before
Need an aggressive body scrub to remove the kans stamp from me paw
A says righto lad think she’s the one
So I decided to put me best shirt on
Could invite her back to mine for a night cap
Hopefully she’ll be too pissed to realise I put her face in my lap
Must get the flat clean
There’s things here she’ll never have seen
Rusty porcelain and cum socks
Dirty magazines and what not
Chorus
Waits get dates
In the meantime fuck about with your mates
Plenty of fish and matchmaker.com
She’s 29, plays with herself, she’s from Rotherham
Took her for a candle lit dinner
There was a duet by Coburn and Yul Brynner
She bored me with stories of her desire to be thinner
Look love it’s a riveting story but
Take a minute to look at my gut
She stayed the night
Fuck this is alright
Chorus
Waits get dates
In the meantime fuck about with your mates
Plenty of fish and matchmaker.com
She’s 29, plays with herself, she’s from Rotherham
Then it all went tits up
about the same time I had my cock up her butt
she stole a look at my phone and saw it all
my errection had hit a brick wall
id left my POF account on the screen
a visual of all the dates id been
she got nasty and starting throwing objects in my flat at me
I had to explain calm down love im the date king
And when you get home safely I want u to give us a ring
So I can charge you for all the damage you done to my flat
I didn’t promise you the world not even Hambleton at that
Chorus
Waits get dates
In the meantime fuck about with your mates
Plenty of fish and matchmaker.com
She was 29 last night she played with her self
And now she’s in a taxi back to Rotherham
