Verse So what if I take lunch half an hour early And so what if I’ve been on holiday to Guernsey Get off my fucking back Break the obsession Or become part of the admission When you’re waiting at the wrong platform At the right time What have you done that for? Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us Verse He’s been arrested for killing two birds with one stone But he’s adamant he wasn’t alone And now he just wants to go home You’ve made too many calculated risks And you want it all on floppy disk But this is not 1995 Bad news always out weights good news That’s if you have a small minded view Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us Verse Has anyone got the time? Because I wear my watch for fashion Telling the time is not my passion And there’s no battery Behind every great man there’s a great woman So what’s behind a shitty man? I’m no super hero so why don’t you ask Batman? Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us Verse You’ve given me an itch that I just can’t scratch You’ve asked for a fire and then given me a match Right where I can’t reach So what if you just won a toaster Still no reason to marry her Can’t sleep with an unclear mind Can’t speak without a tongue you will find Everyone eventually falls in line Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us Verse Got stuck at the crossing on the way to catch the train How ironic I was off to the pub to get on it Why do teddy bears run round the garden? I beg your fucking pardon There’s a power out And all the life support machines are down And none of the backup power supplies can be found Everyone’s gonna die Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us Verse You wore the hat But I didn’t wear the wings Spend half an hour Hearing out a cooling tower And come away with all the power The writings on the wall That your about to fall Because you’ve become so tall Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us Verse I’m on top of the world I’m in the Arctic Circle Everything’s gone purple From my finger tips To my dried out lips I’m holding up the world I’m in Antarctica Oh you think you’re really smarty do ya? Chorus How did we get here I would love to know When we get near I need to go Did we drive safely oh but maybe? Only God knows and he’ll tell Jesus Please don’t let this come between us