Verse I walk under scaffoldings I walk under ladders Because it’s getting there that matters I jump que's Full of people with dim views Stop signs telling me to go I like to dress down in the snow Chorus You know if Jesus dies Gods foster son will oversee the universe Don’t be taken by surprise Coz it just might work Verse Don’t burn your bridges Or mess with the ridges You're better than stabbing yourself with dirty syringes What if the green man is wearing a red coat? Or if you build a castle please make sure to dig a moat I haven’t got a prayer coz I’ve never read the bible I was just far too bone idle And border line suicidal Chorus You know if Jesus dies Gods foster son will oversee the universe Don’t be taken by surprise Coz it just might work Verse I’ve done a deal with the devil Two planks of wood and a spirit level In exchange for my soul No one can save me from this black hole Yes I’ve shook hands with Satan himself And it’s just as well As I was already destined for hell Tell the Christmas father to cross me off his list Because this point I think you have missed Chorus You know if Jesus dies Gods foster son will oversee the universe Don’t be taken by surprise Coz it just might work Verse He stopped at every services on the M1 On his way in to greater London Nuts and bolts Pots and pans He let it slip right through his hands And there went a grand He's made a police statement To explain how a rape went It happened in his mate’s tent Chorus You know if Jesus dies Gods foster son will oversee the universe Don’t be taken by surprise Coz it just might work Verse Under the lunar eclipse We touched lips And all of the planets aligned It was a fucking sign Will you come back to mine? She’s stolen a March but she won’t take my April May, June or July And as the moonlight caught my eye I figured you must have a screw loose To carry on with this abuse Chorus You know if Jesus dies Gods foster son will oversee the universe Don’t be taken by surprise Coz it just might work