Became a dad by default Got mugged three kids and an assault A belated adoption My heart left me with no option I'm not going to run I'm never going to run I will never quit I'll do things as I see fit I don't give a Shit Consider all the evidence It's OK to sit on the fence You don't have to tell your parents Yeah weigh up all your friends advice Because it's OK to think twice Even if your skating on thin ice The boys the king The girls are princesses They'll be no second guesses These kids are not daft These kids learn from mine craft Back then rabbits were vermin And good for a stew Now we feed them and clear their do Portrayed a dad by default But I'm not sad by default I'm a little bit mad but it's not my fault I'm stronger now then I ever was And that's because I'm still very weak Is this my life's peak? Is this a script from coronation street? If only you could see me now le vell I'd be telling you to go to hell And burn you Bastard Pack ya suitcase and fuck off Back to the point this ain't about you I feel like I could run from a tyranasaurus Rex I don't know what will happen next I've been on my arse so many times But I still find time to write rhymes And they say it ain't over until the fat cow sings Well she's singing And this is just the beginning I'm a dad by default Into your wounds I rub salt I'm a dad by default It happened like Usain Bolt I'm a dad by default Oh ...