Dan Murphy

poem by Dan Murphy

Chosen By The Light By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Well, where do I start When it comes from the heart? Let's see: Tanakh is polite, Open door, Chosen Light! Let'... Read more

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Even Steven By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Even Steven breathin' treason, grievin' leavin' reason He took the captain's hook inside and, now the captain's steamin' ... Read more

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Heavenspent By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics This time I've spent Is Heaven-sent Where I've been sent It's Heavenspent The souls no longer pay their rent They... Read more

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Heart To Broken Heart By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I knew it was time...when "the talk" was in mind But, I still clung on, hoping things would unwind... If we gave eno... Read more

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Hard Enough By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I've had a very hard night But, now I'm getting stuffed And I drank so much That I keep throwing up Now, you don't ... Read more

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Guin's Sin By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gather 'round the round table, Invite yourself in... It's time to begin, So, let's jump right in Guin's pronounced "Gwen" ... Read more

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Goodness Gracious! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy! Knit me somethin' to spank, it's sexy Goodness gracious!...My, oh me! See it se... Read more

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Gila 22 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics He's a Gila Monster, Gila, Gila, 22! The pride of all the reptiles He's Gila 22! He swam along the river Nile It's Gila 22! ... Read more

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Funk You Up By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Funk it! Yeah, Funk it! Ima funk you up If ya funk with me Ima funk you up Cause you funky, see? Now, monkey see ... Read more

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F*ck, Line Go!!! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so... Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! You're all movin' way to... Read more

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Fighter Pilot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm a lower-case lover Not an upper-class fighter I can't even hover Can't even pilot a lighter I joined the Air Force ... Read more

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Fell in a Well By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I fell in a well, but the wall broke my fall In no time at all, stood in water "this" tall Pulled the rope on the bucket, a... Read more

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Familiar With A Cauldron By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Fire, and a cauldron... Familiar with it, too Witches ingredients For potion and brew: Cat's eye, Bat win... Read more

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Falling To The Ground Above By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Feet bound by fate, and it surrounds Above, below, around me, ground I have no control, can only see The gro... Read more

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Fade In2 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Shout out to the shadows!!! Can they even hear me?? These shadows, so hollow... Always seem busy pretending I guess they have... Read more

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Enter Enchanted By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Cold, Dark Night Wind through the wood Enter Enchanted Black cottage stood Awful sight Bad made from good Trees s... Read more

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High Five! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics High Five!...Before I dive... Headfirst!...Into the tide... Sharks Won't!...Eat me alive... That's Why!...I need the five.... Read more

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Elementalism By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The man of stone...alone, he roamed... The man of breeze was left to wheeze... The man of sea, now blind may be... The m... Read more

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Effin' Eff By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Don't effin' eff with me I'm just not in the mood And, If you're gonna effin' eff with me You're gonna effin' lose... Eve... Read more

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East 1 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The Sun to the West Always seems like the best But, it's not all that hot If your in the right spot That West Sun blots What t... Read more

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Dum Line Fone By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics "Next!" I'm the first...in line...at the DMV...... And, at the DMV...it's all "Take a number, please..." ...But, my num... Read more

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Dum Like Mud By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Your door won't unlock Living under a rock And, you can't get much low Buried under that snow I just melt right through... Read more

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Drummer Boy Box By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Never be on top Cause the clock never stops Tickin' every minute, Little Drummer Boy Box If you can't get ahead Witho... Read more

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Down A Dead End Street By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Can't follow you Down streets this long You turn right, I turn wrong Down a dead end street Where I belong, ... Read more

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Dirtywordybirdy By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gotta Woman, green bird, that's repeatin' many words Hadda Man, repeats the word he spoke first, but re-heard Bittie Kid... Read more

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Diabolical By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Yes...yes...yes, my Master!... This imp will grant your wish... ...My Master!... ...A deadly, devious disaster... -M... Read more

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Deep By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics You always sow just what you reap... Beginning low, and falling..... deep You'll never know, the s... Read more

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Curse Words For A-curse And A-curse By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Every word is A-curse A-curse, A-curse Every word is A-curse A-curse, A-curse A-curse, A-curse Ev... Read more

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Chosen By The Light By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Well, where do I start When it comes from the heart? Let's see: Tanakh is polite, Open door, Chosen Light! Let'... Read more

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Hillbilly Hunting By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Followin' a bear... Wilderness, aware... The law of the jungle...applies everywhere I'm at a safe distance, takin' pictur... Read more

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The Monster In Your Closet By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The monster in your closet Is not inside your head And, he's much worse than the one Underneath your bed ... Read more

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Helisleep By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop it with the H-E-L-I... How you gonna sleep? A ch-ch-chopper, helicopter When you're busy countin' sheep And, with the H... Read more

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I Open The Door By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I break the locks Break down your cells I open the door To Heaven and Hell Wind back the clock Till time will tell I... Read more

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Battle Cry! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Battlefield...battle cry! Make 'em yield, make 'em cry! Wartorn...warzone Battlefield, explode! Battle cry: "Let's Go!!!" ... Read more

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Scattershot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Shotgun...scattershot Leaded up metal Short-range...max pain Make ya backpeddle The scattershot, that I got -Has given me... Read more

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Where Do You Get Off!? By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm gettin' off on this highway... I take my exit, my way... -Then, a sign made me stop And, there just had to be ... Read more

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Wash By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Brush your teeth And scrub your bub Soak your feet Bubb-a-ly hot tub Wash your hands Rinse in the sink Wash in places Tha... Read more

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Up From Below By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Rising up from below Bound to tell you what I know Underground, there's a sound And, I know it's getting close But, still.... Read more

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Unwelcome Home By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Unwelcome home You're uninvited You have to leave Don't get excited Please, go away Don't try to stay You are unwel... Read more

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The Icing On The Cake By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics What's that aroma, honey Comin' from the kitchen? She replied with some extra-hot Ingredients to mention: Half a... Read more