Well I have heard that there will be a brexit later on this week And I wanted to assure you that even tho your futures might look bleak That your king and country loves you and your land is free from stain And if it doesn't work out against the peoples will you mustn't complain Your loved ones will still be there and in you they will need trust and care But without the NHS they will be sporting fewer teeth and hair And even tho we will be eating straw and not cheese or Danish beef I wouldn't want you to experience any lackluster or grief Because if you work hard and rebuild this country we will have a bright future By the time that you retire you will be able to afford, holidays and a computer And we will all get very strong in this survival of the fittest And you will still behave impeccably even at your low and shittest Looting, riots and pillaging really is not deemed right We are British and it would not be proper to put up a resistance or a fight Follow your heroes, Boris, Davis, May and fox And within 100 years we will re eradicate small pox Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.