Brexit is looming

poem by: David Mitchell
Written on Dec 20, 2018

Well I have heard that there will be a brexit later on this week
And I wanted to assure you that even tho your futures might look bleak
That your king and country loves you and your land is free from stain
And if it doesn't work out against the peoples will you mustn't complain
Your loved ones will still be there and in you they will need trust and care
But without the NHS they will be sporting fewer teeth and hair
And even tho we will be eating straw and not cheese or Danish beef
I wouldn't want you to experience any lackluster or grief
Because if you work hard and rebuild this country we will have a bright future
By the time that you retire you will be able to afford, holidays and a computer
And we will all get very strong in this survival of the fittest
And you will still behave impeccably even at your low and shittest
Looting, riots and pillaging really is not deemed right
We are British and it would not be proper to put up a resistance or a fight
Follow your heroes, Boris, Davis, May and fox
And within 100 years we will re eradicate small pox
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. 

 

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A previous user commented on Dec 20, 2018 at 9:03pm
Nicely done David. Let's bash those quangos out with the EU
Daniel Moskowitz commented on Dec 22, 2018 at 2:14am
The E.U. was a mistake in it's current form, but the Nationalism of BREXIT is also a blunder as is Trump's "Trade War" with China. Countries aren't corporations though the politicians might be PAWNS of Corporations. We need to cooperate to confront climate change, but, in the corporate world, competition rules. (I just composed a poem.)

 

 

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