Dear Santa
Enough of the presents
Lets do banta
You are a fat cunt
And Rudolph is a wanker
I would rather have a prolapse
And eat my hamster
Than have another Christmas
Or eat a raindeer's shite
Than listen to jingle bells
Or that shit silent night
In the year 3000
Dancing is done on a cellular vibrational level
Tiny movements
In celebration of the greatest music ever made
The super Mario soundtrack
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Give thanks and praises
Whilst the riot rages
Give thanks and praises
Re negotiate wages
Give thanks and praises
For these transitive stages
Give thanks and praises
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