Stick Santa up your ass

poem by: David Mitchell
Written on Dec 18, 2018

Dear Santa
Enough of the presents
Lets do banta
You are a fat cunt
And Rudolph is a wanker
I would rather have a prolapse
And eat my hamster
Than have another Christmas
Or eat a raindeer's shite
Than listen to jingle bells
Or that shit silent night

 

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Frank Hornby . commented on Dec 20, 2018 at 7:48am
...🎶...sleep in heavenly peace............🎅🏻..don't forget to leave me a mince pie....Oh, and a carrot for Rudolph.....yo, ho, ho,....

 

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