There is a Jiggling laughing mad man, who huffle puffle's in my mind He likes to scream and shout and throw obscene swear words about. There is a wiggling anarchistic mad man who ruffles feathers in my mind There is a tickling, heartfelt mad man, who fluffles truffles in my mind He likes to pick and tease and he is a big fan of Stilton cheese There is a curb kicking, pidgeon tricking, mad man who massages sheep in my mind And when I go about my day all serious and coy, a face that could melt butter, a nod just like a boy. No one knows my secret about the crazy in my head or the rumbustious women who have slept in my bed And I just can't let him out because he will end up with a clout for There is a wiggling, tickling, pidgeon kicking, trouser sniffing, toe nail clipping, bum shuffling......... Mad man in my mind.