Chuckles

poem by: David Mitchell
Written on Jun 28, 2018

it was Charlies dream to be a clown
but one big problem, his almighty frown
inspired by Ronald and Krusty
to tickle the belly and perk up the gusset
Chuckles trained hard to Juggle and jump
smile like a clown and perfect the fist pump.

clown school was tough and very competitive
and by the end of the course he was exhausted.
as the clowns graduated Charlie was nervous
and as the headmaster approached he stood there intensely

he stooped 
and whispered into Charlies ear.........
fuck off Charlie your a spastic.
then Charlie got a job and stopped dodging taxes 
like a bastard....................

 

Tags: Wishful, Fear, Hope, Riddle, Inspirational, Depressing,

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A previous user commented on Jun 28, 2018 at 11:03pm
This is Gold!!!! :D
David Mitchell commented on Jun 29, 2018 at 9:26am
Muchos gracias, I am to please.

 

 

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