Every Christmas I make my list, things I need you get the gist A computer, Xbox, an I Pad too ,a racing bike in shades of blue A new football a big green kite, some boxing gloves for my next big fight Heaps of clothes, you know my style What else, What else- let me focus a while Oh Yes!! Those latest games just out Will keep me amused without a doubt A wide screen TV- Mum would love it A theatre surround to complete the kit That should keep me off the street My fans would grow- Wouldn't that be neat But top of the list a dog to call friend A friendship we'll build to last till the end I'll call him Snoopy-He'll come to my call We'll go to the beach and hang at the mall Haven't asked for much I must confess I'm one of those kids who settles for less Now its up to the fat guy in his jolly red suit I'll sit on his knee and care not a hoot Of the sniggers and smirks from the big kids there A conspiracy I'm sure-But I don't really care Something worries me though-A niggling doubt Heaven forbid Mum hears this came from my mouth But is Santa all there? Can he hear alright? I show him my list- Nothings wrong with his sight He reads it out slowly then gives me a smile Then we grin at the camera and I linger awhile As I look down the line I see something's not right There's woe begone expressions, anger and fright This little dude screams- He wont sit on his lap His mother tries but he's a feisty young chap Till Santa concedes and gives up his seat Well!! I bow to the best cause that's no mean feat There's tantrums galore and parents in a state Now come along kids and just keep the faith Is it something to do with that theory out there That Santa's a fake but I really don't dare To go down that road there's too much at stake There's things I need badly, I'm starting to shake I'll forgive him for last year when I asked for a dog Got a mouse instead and a fat green frog Why did he get it so wrong Mum? I asked in despair She smiled at me sweetly as she patted her hair You know there's only so much that sack can hold And Santa knows best or so I've been told You haven't been that good-Your list was too long And please don't play that same Christmas song So Santa, for this year my faith I will keep I'll hang up my stocking and before I go to sleep I'll put out your milk and some nice cookies too And carrots for you reindeer Rudolph, Dasher and crew But promises broken are not very cool Come Xmas with a no show and I'll look like a fool Please bring me my puppy or I'll give you the sack I'll be a Non-Believer and Never Look Back!!