Pondrin Rap I was browsin da web and an' my mind was wanderin When I came to a site wid da name of Pondrin Seemed a pretty cool place to drop in an' chill Where da peeps can be free to rap as dey will It begun by a lady named Rachel D Cartwright An' it helped dudes like me to get down an' start right Cos until last year I ain't never writ a poem From my brain to my fingers didn't' know which way goin But now I got da buzz, verses poppin hip hoppin An I'll keep on 'til they tell me it's time to be stoppin We got poems that are sad we got poems that are glad We got poems that say 'why you treatin me so bad!' We got poems that are tough we got poems that are gentle We got poems sentimental that drive me nearly mental Poems written in a purple haze alcoholic Poems written in a field - pastoral and bucolic See I'm learnin to be lit'rate using good words not obscene Words like pastoral an' bucolic whatever they mean So put your hands in the air for Ms Rachel D We can publish our poems an' can do it all free If I was much younger - half a centuree I'd say 'Hey! Rache baby, you da lady for me'