PATHETIC

poem by: Reeves
Written on Jul 26, 2016

It's sad to write about something thicker than a dick
maybe that's what you want if it gives you a kick
I can give you expletives at the end of the day
but are you going to listen to what I have to say

Perhaps i'll abandon my tricky - dicky rhetoric 
and just concentrate on being rather sick
everyone's seen a prick and two balls
but the candour is where the magic falls

I must be getting old - I've stopped reading page three
I've felt enough boobs to defy destiny
what can be worse - sexual innuendo or depression
I don't want to think that you lot are in regression

You just tell me what you want so it's cool
and my dear love - I'll give you a bucketfool. 

 

Tags: humor, inspirational,

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A previous user commented on Mar 01, 2018 at 11:39am
Mate... This is pretty honest. I like it :)

 

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