It's sad to write about something thicker than a dick maybe that's what you want if it gives you a kick I can give you expletives at the end of the day but are you going to listen to what I have to say Perhaps i'll abandon my tricky - dicky rhetoric and just concentrate on being rather sick everyone's seen a prick and two balls but the candour is where the magic falls I must be getting old - I've stopped reading page three I've felt enough boobs to defy destiny what can be worse - sexual innuendo or depression I don't want to think that you lot are in regression You just tell me what you want so it's cool and my dear love - I'll give you a bucketfool.