Goodness Gracious!

poem by: Dan Murphy
Written on May 16, 2015 

Goodness Gracious!
By Dan L. Murphy
Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved
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Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy!
Knit me somethin' to spank, it's sexy

Goodness gracious!...My, oh me!
See it sell...Ebay, Etsy


Knit me a hanky
To go with my blanky

I'd like to get it stanky-
Handed, from the wanky


Goodness gracious!...Lordy, no!
I'm knittin' you something for the snow!



By Dan L. Murphy, © 2015, All Rights Reserved

 

Tags: happy, humor, rhyme, beat, weird,

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