F*ck, Line Go!!!

poem by: Dan Murphy
Written on May 16, 2015

F*ck, Line Go!!!
By Dan L. Murphy
Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved
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Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so...
Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!!

You're all movin' way too motherf*ckin' slow!
The first in line's online on her phone!

And that guy behind me kinda smells like B.O.!
The baby in front of me's screamin' "Mama, No"!

Made me forget what I'm in this f*ckin' line fo'!
I really kinda just wanna really kinda go!

"How long have we been here?" - I don't f*ckin' know!
I can't f*ckin' leave if you don't f*ckin' go!

This line's movin' way too motherf*ckin' slow!
Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!!



F*ck!, I just tripped face first on the flo'!
'Cause someone just shoved me closer to the doh'!

The end's in sight...it's getting kinda close...

But, then I started gettin' trampled like some bulls from Pamplo'!
Why all of a sudden you f*ckers walkin' in a row!?

Back's givin' out as I'm slidin' to and fro!
Now, I'm on the other motherf*ckin' side of the sto'!

Slower, Slower, Slower, man...F*ck, Go Slow!!!
I don't really wanna get kicked anymo'!

Especially by that soccer mom's crusty yellow toe!
Instead, I got kicked by a trucker named Joe!

Are those size twelves? 'Cause now I'm seeing fo'!
Look around...Where the f*ck did everybody go?!



Tried to move, but my brains movin' kinda slow!
I'm not even sho' I'm in the sto' no mo'!

And just when I thought it couldn't get any low...
I wound up in another line...here we go!

Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so......



By Dan L. Murphy, © 2015, All Rights Reserved

 

Tags: humor, rhyme, confused, imagery, weird,

 

 

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