Terror At KFC

story by: Tony Anderson
Written on Jul 27, 2016

It was early morning.  Workers were just starting their day, frying chicken, making mash potatoes, and other goodies.  All unaware of the carnage that was to happen that day.  Costumers came and went as always until about noon, when all within the resturant heard a mighty cackling noise as millions of chickens rampaged and terrorized all who were inside.
	People at first started to laugh untill they realized the chickens ment business.  As the throng enter the resturant there became a mighty exodus to the exit.  many people who could not make it out were pecked by chicken beaks, stratch by chicken feet, or slaped by the wings.
	Many people had to be taken to the hospital.  One KFC employee said he had never seen anything like it.  There was much bloodshed both from the injured people as well as injured chickens.
	Later investagators had to shift through many feathers, as well as spilt oil, knocked over cooking supplies.  They discovered on the wall this note. " RAISE YOUR BEAKS HIGH AND FLAP YOUR WINGS FOR FREEDOM."  A warning to tell everyone that the reveluation was on.

 

Tags: happy, humor,

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jo ortix commented:
nice job

 

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