Adam Dye

lyrics by Adam Dye

There's nothing on TV So stop pointing the remote aimlessly Stop pressing buttons to find other channels Your wasting the energy from your solar panels Philip let's try a trial run It could be fun Britain's got talent and xf... Read more

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The man said water and electricity don’t mix And that’s just one more broken heart you can’t fix I sat and watched your dreams go up in smoke And then you go home and find out the telly’s broke Use your... Read more

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You did well 2 come our your shell but then u fell into a hole u grew a tash to hide a mole u shown your true colours cheating on sally im gonna stab u down a back alley so its welcome to hell le vell need go no further than me... Read more

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What you mean to me is what paper means to a burning fire Highly ranked and you’re going higher There’s no doubt your unbelievable but are you achievable? Without a care in the world You told me how to act and as ... Read more

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Chorus Chasing the one I know it looks good but it’s gone Some days on some days off Sundays you can rot Miles between but I’m still keen Scarborough to York and its just talk And it’s what we talk about ... Read more

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She gets confused over certain things I see it in her eyes when the phone rings She’s easily amused at only mildly funny things She won’t get used because in her mind she can’t lose And for... Read more

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It was 10 past 8 woke up in a state My mum just slept with my best mate And it’s hard to concentrate It’s a vicious game there is no shame coming last lose the pain But I’m losing it I hate flying it’s... Read more

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Mucky fingers, muddy toes From A bust lip came a bloody nose The body sleeps the brain sleeps with one eye open Politicians can go get on with it They try work us more when we wanna work less To all those who came before, GOODBYE... Read more

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Rang the girl, too clock her world Pressed the digits, sim not ready Water got into the circuit board How did this occur when im still not ready Asked mum if I could borrow the land line Not right now son half an hour and she sai... Read more

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We keep racing round racing around in equilateral triangles We keep racing round racing around in equilateral triangles Appealing too all sense of humours, all personalities No obscure angles were all equal Whoever said moneys ... Read more

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What have you got? It might be a lot it might be a few There’s a guarantee soft micks got less than you From small change to speed boats Soft micks got less no need to gloat Counting the pounds oh what a sound ... Read more

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Out of order doormen Wrag you out the club when your too drunk then Beat you down outside until You’re just about able to walk away with your pride Wearing oversized jackets and I almost forgot about The untimely dispos... Read more

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The battle of 96 it was half a dozen of the other 1 and 6 Two little boys went out laughing and came home scrapping The spar was still doing pick ‘n’ mix at the time of the battle of 96 Several punches were thrown unti... Read more

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Are we free of this? Coming quicker than a wrecking ball heading for BOCM You used to wear extra-large pants but now you’re slim Whats the point of life if everything’s a sin? Don’t talk to me about the rain o... Read more

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It’s not your mums fault Just take it all with a pinch of salt A little misunderstanding As two blokes were crossing on your landing This house is too small for the both of us There’s a hole in the garden for one of... Read more

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Some dogs are smart Some bite some bark Sometimes they sense danger Some days they'll fucking rearrange ya Is it green or blue bin today Doing me head in The quiz master said no conferring The accused said stop Shit stir... Read more

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The boss and the nosey parker The boss is dark the other one is darker A barn full of hay chances are I will torch it one day I won’t put it out and neither will they Don’t believe todays papers just ignore them and ... Read more

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I’ll look for another girl of my dreams The romance has gone or so it seems Later than yesterday but earlier than tomorrow She’s left a big stain on my life’s tapestry It takes blue and yellow to make green T... Read more

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The lady from across the road suddenly smiled As she walked away from my horizons Sometimes I could touch her Sometimes it’s all too much for her I swear shell shed a tear one day But not today or in fact yesterday I feel... Read more

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Waits get dates In the meantime fuck about with your mates Plenty of fish and matchmaker.com She’s 29, plays with herself, she’s from Rotherham Got girls on the mind all the time Big ones tall ones slim ones fat ... Read more

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French is all she spoke highroglifics is just how she wrote and she likes the idea of sipping flat coke She only cared about her ugg boots And not ill repute's She’s not ashamed of her childhood roots And there was a blok... Read more

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Loads of skeletons in my closet but they will be well dressed It’s new as good and I’m as clear as mud And then we drew some blood Just waiting for god to draw my number from life’s tombola In the mean time tr... Read more

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Picked up Mr Benn from his home Mr Benn of 52 Festive Road woke up this morning Only to save the world Put his only suit and his best boots on Picked up his bowler hat, it was on the rack All he did was go to the costume shop Tr... Read more

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Verse So what if I take lunch half an hour early And so what if I’ve been on holiday to Guernsey Get off my fucking back Break the obsession Or become part of the admission When you’re waiting at the wrong platform... Read more

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Verse I walk under scaffoldings I walk under ladders Because it’s getting there that matters I jump que's Full of people with dim views Stop signs telling me to go I like to dress down in the snow Chorus You know if... Read more

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Verse A buildings gone up in flames And clearly someone’s to blame But were not mentioning any names It’s all petty mind games I won’t put pen to paper Coz for your lies I cannot cater Chorus And as Iâ... Read more

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I still haven't found what I'm looking for A misplaced item in a cupboard draw It's evaded me since I was a child Utility bills in an a4 box file She told me I must delete cache Or check if it's been put in trash Maybe it ... Read more

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Became a dad by default Got mugged three kids and an assault A belated adoption My heart left me with no option I'm not going to run I'm never going to run I will never quit I'll do things as I see fit I don't give a Shit... Read more

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Verse There's a message in here somewhere But there's no post today sir A sneak attack to a girl is not allowed It is frowned upon, Upon a hill she said lies She owns the time its anticlockwise The prisons visiting hours are o... Read more