suddenly lonely

poem by: Eric Marshall
Written on Jan 24, 2015

Here i set all broken hearted.
Chillin' wit friends, and I just farted
On the back of my head, the hair just parted.
At first they just laughed, but not for long.
As slowly they realized that this one was strong.
And the air starts to thicken.
My eyes start to tear.
Then the dog looks at me like, 
"GET THE FUGATTA HERE."
FRIENDS SPILLING DRINKS, AS THEY RUN FOR THE DOOR.
I MEAN SOME OF MY FRIENDS, 
THEIR CHAIRS HIT THE FLOOR.
NOW I AM HERE ALL ALONE,
AND THE NIGHTS JUST STARTED.
ALL BECAUSE I SLIPPED UP AND FARTED.

 

Tags: humor, inspirational, depressing, abstract, weird,

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louise bridges commented:
lmao! wasn't expecting to see a poem like this haha well done!
Mac Daddy commented:
Brilliant, end of discussion!
Shanta commented:
Inspirational?????????????
Frank Hornby . commented on May 01, 2018 at 3:01pm
Hahaha....why is farting funny?......well I suppose not to the recipient!....haha...

 

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