THE GROOMERS

poem by: Darryl Ashton
Written on Aug 28, 2017

(NOTE. No offence is meant to anyone or any faith in this poem. It is just tongue-in-cheek humour. Enjoy!)



I am a Pakistani and live in
the "over-crowded" UK,
I am known to the police - 
but everything's okay!
I have a gang of friends
who really like to spread,
All their malicious propaganda,
because we're not right in
the head!

We have friends in very high 
places - and we have suntan's
as a disguise,
We are taking over - as this
is very wise.
The police just scratch their
heads and look the other
way,
Maybe if they are corrupt - 
we could offer them some
pay!

We are spread over Yorkshire,
and also over London,
We meet every month in top
secret - we have a fully equipped
dungeon!
We prey on the vulnerable - as
the 'white breed' they are 
known,
We groom them all with our
Pakistani charm - because 
they're all alone.

But our aim is to take over
the UK - and nobody will
stop us,
Even if someone speaks up - 
the police wave away such
fuss.
But we have to stick together,
like the Muslim clan all do,
Who will we groom the next;
'it really could be...YOU!!!!


BY
DARRYL ASHTON  

 

Tags: humor, rhyme,

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Frank byrne commented:
I think you just might "touch a nerve" with that one ..........good luck....
Frank byrne commented:
I'm trying really hard to "use my imagination".......to see the humour.....
Darryl Ashton commented:
Hello Frank. You say: "touch a nerve"? Absolutely correct. It's all sadly TRUE! Why not poke fun at the "PC" zealots! I also used my imagination to write it. A very dark imagination. Enjoy your day Frank.

 

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