Now why can't I enter a beauty quest Win or lose it's my right to contest Age, race or gender should not hold us back We've fought for our rights so let's get on track. Woke up this morning and my hair has all gone A touch of Alopecia and I'm like a sheep shorn To make matters worse one eyebrow is missing I look a freak and my cat is hissing. The day arrives and I'm ready to go Wig and makeup in place I head for the show My dress is from Vinnies all silk and lace And with my stilettos the stage I will grace. They mock and laugh as I trip on my dress Their joy is derived from my distress I will be brave and I will stay strong On this stage is where I belong. We're all lined up to do the high kick I raise my leg and feel my knee click I'm forced to dance one leg in the air Oh! how could life be so unfair. My name is called I'm about to be crowned My courage and persistence has made me renowned That dress from Vinnies was a very good deal I'll remember them kindly for their Winter Appeal!