The things I bump in to

poem by: Victoria Payne
Written on Feb 17, 2017

'The things I bump in to'

Oh the things I bump into 
Not just coz I'm tired 
I'm clumsy like a foal 
And stumble like a child 

When my forehead smacks umbrella
It makes my old man laugh
I'd probably lop my head off
If wasn't held on with warm scarf

Most days it's my bed frame
You think I'd know by now
Floppy body is to blame 
Doesn't know it's space somehow
You see my poor proprioception*
Leads to awful misconception 
When I think I'm miles away
Wouldn't dare get in my way

Sometimes when I fall
I think my time is nigh
Another bump in to the wall
Months of bruise upon my thigh 

So now if you see me stumble
It might not be the drink
Even sober take a tumble
Wonky body is the link

'The things I bump into'
© Victoria Payne 


*https://www.brainbalancecenters.com/blog/2015/08/proprioception-explained/

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Tags: humor, rhyme, pain,

 

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