Pondrin Rap

poem by: Geoffrey Brewer
Written on Jan 15, 2017

Pondrin Rap

I was browsin da web and an' my mind was wanderin
When I came to a site wid da name of Pondrin

Seemed a pretty cool place to drop in an' chill
Where da peeps can be free to rap as dey will

It begun by a lady named Rachel D Cartwright
An' it helped dudes like me to get down an' start right

Cos until last year I ain't never writ a poem
From my brain to my fingers didn't' know which way goin

But now I got da buzz, verses poppin hip hoppin
An I'll keep on 'til they tell me it's time to be stoppin 

We got poems that are sad we got poems that are glad
We got poems that say 'why you treatin me so bad!'

We got poems that are tough we got poems that are gentle
We got poems sentimental that drive me nearly mental

Poems written in a purple haze alcoholic 
Poems written in a field - pastoral and bucolic

See I'm learnin to be lit'rate  using good words not obscene
Words like pastoral an' bucolic whatever they mean

So put your hands in the air for Ms Rachel D
We can publish our poems an' can do it all free

If I was much younger - half a centuree
I'd say 'Hey! Rache baby, you da lady for me'


 

Tags: happy, humor, rhyme, beat,

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Cecilia Crasto commented:
Oh Geoffrey that is hilarious, I will be cackling all day, you can definitely write any genre of poetry and come up with a masterpiece.
Geoffrey Brewer commented:
Thank you dear friend.
Christopher Russon commented:
Such a humorous poem Geoffrey.you are very versatile with words.
Raychill Ellisonwonderland commented:
very very cool man!
Arch Angel commented:
lol. This is funny and creative.
Maria Williams commented:
I can imagine you rapping to that. Very humorous.
Frank Hornby . commented:
Great, and funny Rap Geoffrey.........I had fun doing "The old age Rap,". .....we should get together, and write a hit!......hahaha..good poem...

 

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