A great big hairy monster, His eight legs spread out wide, I looked at it and screamed, And ran away to hide. I ran around in circles, I didn't know what to do, I didn't dare enter the bathroom, I couldn't go to the loo. I ran to my next door neighbour, Who was just about to dine, I told her, it's an emergency, Help me please, call 999. The firemen, Police and Ambulance, Came rushing up my path, And a big, friendly Fireman, Took the Spider from my bath.