WE SIMPLY DO NOT TRUST THEM

poem by: Darryl Ashton
Written on Jul 18, 2016

My name is Owen Smith
and I want to be labour
leader,
I can spin my way to 
the top - cos I am a 
whole lot seedier!
I stand there with my
pals - who rebel against
Jeremy Corbyn,
We'll dig up all the dirt
we can - I know it is a
sin.

I gave a TV interview - 
and expressed my 
business interests.
I do make loads of
money elsewhere, 
"cash-in hand" is the
best!
I make a lot of money,
as a company director,
But I never declare it,
they call it getting
greedier!

We have to line our
pockets - that is our
"parliamentary" duty.
We know it isn't morally
right - in fact it's bloody
naughty!
But we really are a shifty
lot - and we get richer
by the day.
Clocking on for four
hours a day - and
collecting our mega
pay!

Now we all know
Jeremy Corbyn - is
a straight man in
the labour.
He tells it how it is - 
he doesn't spin  
things in his favour!
We do not want an
honest man -that
will never do.
I now want to lead
the labour - "sod
off", matey - there is
a queue!!!!

Labour has some
standards - this is
very clear.
We thrive on equality,
doesn't matter if you
are queer!
There is another
challenger, to be the
labour leader.
But she's a rather
butch lady - and so
I shed a tear!

Labour shall rise 
again - and march
on to parliament
square.
Rubbing shoulders
with the elite, and
the corruption they 
will share!
It doesn't matter
who you are - a
Tory, Labour, or
a Lib Dem.
The British public
have had enough,
we simply do not
trust them!


BY
DARRYL ASHTON 

 

Tags: humor,

 

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