THE UK PARLIAMENT IN A "PINK" AND "GENDER" CRISIS

poem by: Darryl Ashton
Written on Jul 10, 2016

My name is Andrea Leadsom,
and I've been stitched up by
the press,
But why do they always distort
things - is anyone's guess.
I made a statement about
having children - they can 
be a great advantage,
But the newspaper reporter,
wrote that it was so package!

But, what is worse than 
having children - does it
cause dismay? 
I'd better speak to the
challenger - 'she might
just be GAY!
What has happened to
most MPs, the parliament 
used to be straight?
Now they're all gay and
lesbians - a terrible twist
of fate!

But I did see a photo of
a prominent labour woman,
She's challenging to be 
the new labour leader, 
my god, is this an Oman!
A group of feminist women
all stand firmly together.
Are they the first GAY 
activists- to back a 
labour wench traitor?

Could there now soon
be the first ever GAY 
labour leader?
Backed with a group of
confused wenches - all
preaching gay hysteria!
The way the UK is going,
this could well be the
norm.
But it sure will cause 
havoc - and, perhaps a
political storm!!!!

Parliament used to be
macho - full of "red-blooded"
"MEN" and "WOMEN".
Now we've got allsorts,
including foreign vermin!
It doesn't say a lot for
parliament - nor the 
politics of the UK.
Because what is 
happening at the 
present - it's causing
such dismay.

Oh, the houses of the
parliament, is now
full of teasers.
All confused about
their gender - oh, it's
nothing serious!
But why has this all
happened - and to
the once proud UK?
To be a butch prime
minister - seems to
be OKAY! 

The parliament we 
all once envied - it
really told a story.
But, now in the
parliament - they
play out treachery!
The houses of the
corrupt - is now
full of the gay brigade.
They even fly a "PINK"
flag - sadly, they've 
really got it made!


BY
DARRYL ASHTON 

 

Tags: humor,

 

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