MY NAME IS MUCKY BUM JACKSON

poem by: Darryl Ashton
Written on Jul 09, 2016

My name is Mucky Bum
Jackson - and I want
to be an MP,
I get to choose my 
toilet paper - and I'll
decorate my Christmas
tree.
You see, I really don't
like Christmas - I am a
proud' Bah Humbug,
I'll go to church and
say a prayer - and get 
the Muslim bug!!!!

I have to start a protest,
to save Christianity,
But hail the Muslim
brotherhood - for all
eternity!
I will kick out David
Cameron - from his
10 Downing Street,
home,
And refurbish it into
a mosque - and make
it a pleasure dome!!!!

Then I will be PM - 
and claim my sanctuary - 
Then join the Muslim
brotherhood - and start
world war three!!!!
Then I'll change the
house of commons - 
now that will be a treat,
Then I'll sit down with
my bearded friends - 
swatting flies as they
speak!!!!

Oh, hail, the Muslim
takeover - we now
have the power,
We'll build more 
Mosques for our mates,
and cleans our souls
in the shower!!!!
The Britain we used
to know - is now all
dead and gone,
Now for Iain Duncan
Smith - where did I
put my gun?

The future of Little 
Britain, is ours to
really celebrate,
We hail all the Muslim
faith - but, Christianity,
we do hate.
So, welcome to the UK - 
as we say a prayer 
to Allah' population;
'Be prepared to meet
the new PM: 'Mr Mucky 
Bum Jackson!!!!' 

BY
DARRYL ASHTON  


 

Tags: humor,

 

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