THE BATTLE OF THE UK PARLIAMENTARY ELITE

poem by: Darryl Ashton
Written on Jul 08, 2016

With the UK in turmoil,
and politicians arguing
away,
Is it any wonder there
is so much dismay?
Each MP is queuing up
to take a swipe at
someone,
Always avoiding the
speculation - and 
wanting ever more to
triumph!

"I want to have your
job?" Not satisfied
with their own.
"Beam us all up, Scotty,
upwards towards the 
Twilight Zone!"
Everyone have their
knives out - as if they'll
get the sack.
Getting their knives
ready - to stab you in
the back!

"I want to be the new
Labour leader, as I am
a sexy woman?
I will now flash my pins
at you - or am I just an
Oman?"
"We don't want a Muslim,
they want to rule the
UK.
Look at the new London
mayor - they might blow
us away!!!!

Everyone is battling, to
get the highest job.
But when they do take
office - they turn into 
lazy corrupt slob!
"Oh, give the job to
me,  I'm gay so I'm
the right one.
"No! I'm a butch lesbian,
now we'll have some
fun!!!!"

We are the Westminster
elite, and we do love
our privileges.
But when we're all in
the parliament - we act
like bloody savages!
Gongs galore - we are
the few, the parliamentary 
crew.
All we want is more power,
we really don't care about  
you!!!!

We all want to be a leader,
that's all we care about.
Sod the bloody media - 
do we have to shout?
Whoever gets the plum
jobs - and drives around
in jags,
Forget abut the Europe
lot - they are a bunch of
scum bags!

We don't care how we 
win - as we all have a
two-faced look.
And our trustee old spin- 
doctor - the books they 
sure will cook!
"Get back you vicious
cretin, I am the new PM.
I am the new boss in
10 Downing Street, a
fiddle to reassure them!

Now my feet are comfy,
really under the table.
I'm off to America now - 
but only if I'm able!
I want to help Donald
Trump - as the UK loves
him so.
But I am a UK Muslim - 
so sadly I cannot go!!!!

"Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
now I'm the new UK
boss.
But why do people all
hate MPs, they say
they don't give a toss!"
But who am I to whinge,
I'm now the new UK 
Prime Minister.
But always hide my 
emails - there may be
something very sinister!!!!


BY
DARRYL ASHTON

 

Tags: humor,

 

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