THE LIST

My wife wanted to be Prime Minister
the agenda was nothing less than sinister
the taking of immigrants was booted
sexual orientation was going to be re-routed

Payments only to be given on pure merit
capital punishment should have no limit
certain individuals should all be whipped
any form of opposition should be tight-lipped

When she did jury service - the only one
with the guts to say no - as you go
special needs children should have their own school
the reaction to these ideas will be cool

Do you want us to go on sinking into the mire
when everything is passed - she will retire

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