Where Do You Get Off!?
lyrics by:
Dan Murphy
Written
on May 16, 2015
Where Do You Get Off!? By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm gettin' off on this highway... I take my exit, my way... -Then, a sign made me stop And, there just had to be a cop Then, he got up and said: "Where do you get off!?" -I said: "Here...but, I'm all done..." "So, take your hand off the gun" He said: "It looks like You had fun with the three-one-one" -Indecent exposure, so "Hands over your shoulders!" Then, I said to the cop: "Where do you get off!?" -He said: "In the bed..." "At home, all alone, and when the lights are off..." Then, I said: "I've heard enough" And, sure enough, I heard a cuff This cop started to get rough, and said: "You're gettin' off this highway..." "I take you in...my way..." "So, hop in the back Of this white Cadillac..." -"Mind your head, now..." We rode on for awhile And, then I thought I seen him smile... I said: "You musta missed my exit By at least a quarter mile!" Then, he sped through a sign Red sign said: 'STOP' The cop said: "This isn't where you get off!" -"Does a cell ring a bell?" I then decide...to ditch this ride... I hitched, and I hiked...till the cuffs weren't as tight He bent to take a right, turned around, I'm outta sight... Now, I'm busy hidin' out... Under bridges, when I dare... Where do I get off!? -Pretty much anywhere... By Dan L. Murphy, © 2015, All Rights Reserved
Tags: happy, humor, rhyme, imagery, weird,
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Q. Ramirez commented:
I like your poems, you have a gift.
Melissa Marker
commented:
It's different but still catchy and keeps you reading..
A previous user
commented:
I sense that in reality you are itinerant in essence of the law... By my perception that is...
Dan Murphy
commented:
Thanks Melissa, and thx again Q :) Hi, Zoe. I have an enormously wide variety of poems/lyrics and a giant imagination and vocabulary, soo that's my only reasoning for writing a poem that's so silly. I'm not really sure why you would think I might be running from the law, or have any disrespect for the law based on one poem LOL...ok...anyway...thx for your perception
