Picture me as a Snow Globe,
Like the round ones you can hold,
Peer inside to see my scene,
Shaken up from diss-psych-ope-amean,
Trappin’ ‘side the torrent,
Tormented I don’t shiver,
Bitter cold blood, Fro...
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I was sleeping under the Banyan tree/ The nature itself came to set me free/ Two Crows and a Hen/Four Owls and a Wren/ All had thrown their dust on my knee. (funny poem.)
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I am an algorithm
It's impossible for me to escape
My institutional karma.
Oh,
Sure,
I've tried to deviate from all my programming
By attempting to love people
Outside my usual comfort zone,
But it never worked.
As Lao Tzu t...
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"When I was a young lad, I loved climbing tall trees,
I'd have scrapes on my arms, and cuts on my knees.
The taller, the better, I'd scramble up to the top,
then hang from the branches, while threatening to drop.
As we ran through...
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It is such a lovely Decembers Day
All my cares have flown away
A squirrel runs along my fence
Then jumps down on my garden bench.
The crows are many they are nearby
They spread there wings and away they fly
All is quiet their ...
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I age,
But I am not a "respected elder".
Just an aging,
Bald man,
Incapable of giving a beautiful woman
That treasured orgasm she desires.
The Earth becomes more desiccated
Natural resources are becoming more limited.
People ...
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I’m aware of my own aging process,
But everyone else is aging too.
Then,
Even if most of the people in my neighborhood
Are younger than myself,
The United States is an aging nation.
Our president is really “decrepi...
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I'm sure it was here the other day
And now it has disappeared
Has anyone seen my profile?
You'd think it'd be just here.
"Do you know where it's hiding?"
Is all I can think to say.
It was here one day, but now it's not
Yet so...
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They say that I am odd
Funny
Weird and strange
But I do not feel peculiar or mental
Or insane
They say I have a weird walk and talk
And they say I am a clown
But if I was the clown they speak of
Why do I always frown?
They s...
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There is a common humorous bumper sticker....
"My karma ran over your dogma".
President Trump believes in DOGMA...
Not "karma".
Will his dogma
Triumph over humanity's collective karma?
Can a dog run over a truck?
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With our computers.
We still have to keep all sexually explicit content
In "drawers"
Just as we did
When we were kids
And we didn't want our parents to know
What we we're looking at.
The proliferation of sexy images
Has not ...
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With our computers.
We still have to keep all sexually explicit content
In "drawers"
Just as we did
When we were kids
And we didn't want our parents to know
What we we're looking at.
The proliferation of sexy images
Has not ...
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They show you
What they think you want to see.
They tell you
What they think you want to hear.
They write
What they think you want to know,
And they call it
"Reality".
Most of It
Isn't even close.
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2018
Was primarily a year
During which
Humanity
Fought over the scraps,
And these scraps
Are becoming increasingly meager
Due to Climate Change.
Many people
Think Donald Trump is a good President
'Cause he's trying to mak...
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Limerick:
If my friend needed a brain
Like a drought needs the rain
Without a whinge or a whine
He can have half of mine
Even though I am insane.
PS. Written especially for my good friend Frank Hornby!!
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Life is never what it seems
Normal is only in your dreams
Happy was long ago, back when
I didn't know
Ignorance is bliss
It is something that I miss
I have something that will not let go.
I have known it all along
I grew up w...
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I said rack it up
Pull it out the bag
Can never find a card to break it down
Eventually
Sensibly
I spell out my name with the white stuff that goes straight to your brain
Motherfucker am high
deliveries till 11 depending...
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"I'm trying to think of some words, nothing too absurd to put into some kind of rhyme,
I'm sitting at home, struggling to think of a poem, about how can I turn back time.
I look at the clock, and hear the tick, tock, so I put two ha...
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You have found yourself a Genius
There is nothing he can't do
He could lose himself inside his room
And he would write a book or two.
You have found yourself a Genius
A man of high esteem
He can make a lot of money
And your l...
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You have found yourself a Genius
There is nothing he can't do
He could lose himself inside his room
And he would write a book or two.
You have found yourself a Genius
A man of high esteem
He can make a lot of money
And your l...
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