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poem by Ja Ja

Why, do we call it Something it’s not If we’re going to name things Let’s give it, some thought If it’s called a chilli Then why is it so hot And I can say this A guinea pig, is not A prairie ... Read more

poem by Roxanne Dubarry

Why in God's name, and if He is still ruling from His Heavenly throne, Do the wicked prosper? The rectorial question is as ancient as the dawn of time. Every since wicked Cain, murdered righteous Abel. People have sitting a... Read more

poem by Martyn Grindrod

Magpie Click Clack Chatterer Scavenger , Vagabond Rooftop watcher Silvershine theft , Abscond Feathered Artful dodger Eagle eyed espy Iridescent plumage Cunning and Sly One for sorrow ,Two for joy Magpies birds ... Read more

poem by Robert Kohlhammer

I have seen the headlines about bottled water research shows that refilling plastic bottles will produce much more bacteria than the newspaper old gossip in articles that makes my mind boggle I drink a cup of coffee from its fi... Read more

poem by Roxanne Dubarry

Poetry Dig is back on line. I should have notified all of you. It was something I failed to do. I also recognize this excellent poetry site. I still don't understand how I still manage to post the same poems sometimes twice! ... Read more

poem by Roxanne Dubarry

My old lady laptop computer recently restored herself to me. Apparently, she decided to come out of an early retirement. She has been spending days shutting down, and turning my whole wide world upside down. By the grace of... Read more

poem by Anna Tate

Im now eating a dish best served cold Karma on a plate thats began to rot & mould. It's serving consists of fresh gone by its expiry date. & now i eat in my regrets & my selfloathing hate.  For what I've cooked up for... Read more

poem by Anna Tate

Im now eating a dish best served cold Karma on a plate thats began to rot & mould. It's serving consists of fresh gone by its expiry date. & now i eat in my regrets & my selfloathing hate.  For what I've cooked up for... Read more

poem by Anna Tate

Plodding along to a merrily song Humming away, to the peace of my serenity. Loving my life, loving my land Loving it's people I meet in life's daily demand. Plodding along, drumming my fingers to beat Nothing can phase me in life, Eve... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Why are we Evertonians dad? Why was I born a Blue?" It was down to Mother Nature son, there was nothing we could do! Just like our granddads before us lad, we can't help it, it's in our genes, and as you gradually get older son, y... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

That Cialis commercial Has everything all wrong They say, call your doctor If, your erection lasts too long If Cialis can provide me With a four hour erection Why should I call my doctor To give me some direction ... Read more

poem by Q. Ramirez

Under the patched sails Under the black flag under the crossbones Dar she waves defiant of the navy law With the wind at her mast Cutting the waves at her keel A slave ship no more but free to plunder with 40 guns top her hull -... Read more

poem by Godfrey Georges

She leaves her office from daily labours, With her mind relieved, her life so free, She joins a society of 5pm neighbors, Who also left their labor and flee, She tries to hold the peace of this moment, But in reality, she hobbles... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

YES DEAR! I have here an old solution For conflict resolution Not to mention domestic pollution I say 'Yes Dear!' When the situation is tense And The subject is pounds and pence To a void sitting on the fence I say 'Yes D... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"I have a serious problem, with my young grandsons, Charlie, and Joe, how am I going to solve it? I really do not know. When they come to visit me, I want to bang their heads, because I'm a true blue Evertonian, and they suppo... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

ONCE UPON A CRICKET Once a cricket Hopped along Stopped beside me To chirp his song He chirped and chirped While I sat and read So, I stomped on him And killed him dead DISCLAIMER Now, I’m not always A mean old j... Read more

poem by Cecilia Crasto

The sweetest words I ever heard Were told to me by a little bird As I sat beneath the silver birch He came and landed on his perch. He whispered softly in my ear Little secrets I needed to hear My neighbor had stolen my garde... Read more

poem by Robert Kohlhammer

I care not to be your valentine Heavenly sire, the virtuous venus Reflux filters magma plus alkaline fibrous tissue secretes pure weakness attribute well, agony, courage and strength Still faint but beating the pride of h... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"I'd only left school one week, before me mum found me a job, labouring in a Kirkby wood factory, earning myself a few bob. Four pounds, ten shillings after tax it would be, two pounds ten to 'me ma,' what was left, was for me! I ... Read more

poem by Cacho Nuts

You are disgustingly attractive how bomb you were raised by Shrek and Fiona my father is Donkey let's get set up You work at Troubled Factory could you drag me out of home? I got stuck in the rollercoaster right at the bott... Read more