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Rosebud Citizen

poem by Gilbert J. P. III

Picture me as a Snow Globe, Like the round ones you can hold, Peer inside to see my scene, Shaken up from diss-psych-ope-amean, Trappin’ ‘side the torrent, Tormented I don’t shiver, Bitter cold blood, Fro... Read more

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Under the Banyan ...

poem by Talal Uddin

I was sleeping under the Banyan tree/ The nature itself came to set me free/ Two Crows and a Hen/Four Owls and a Wren/ All had thrown their dust on my knee. (funny poem.) Read more

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I am an algorithm

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

I am an algorithm It's impossible for me to escape My institutional karma. Oh, Sure, I've tried to deviate from all my programming By attempting to love people Outside my usual comfort zone, But it never worked. As Lao Tzu t... Read more

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TALL TREES...

poem by Frank Hornby .

"When I was a young lad, I loved climbing tall trees, I'd have scrapes on my arms, and cuts on my knees. The taller, the better, I'd scramble up to the top, then hang from the branches, while threatening to drop. As we ran through... Read more

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Solitary moment.

poem by Christopher Russon

It is such a lovely Decembers Day All my cares have flown away A squirrel runs along my fence Then jumps down on my garden bench. The crows are many they are nearby They spread there wings and away they fly All is quiet their ... Read more

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Hell on Earth

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

I age, But I am not a "respected elder". Just an aging, Bald man, Incapable of giving a beautiful woman That treasured orgasm she desires. The Earth becomes more desiccated Natural resources are becoming more limited. People ... Read more

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Decrepit

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

I’m aware of my own aging process, But everyone else is aging too. Then, Even if most of the people in my neighborhood Are younger than myself, The United States is an aging nation. Our president is really “decrepi... Read more

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Where Has My Prof...

poem by R.T. Aquinas

I'm sure it was here the other day And now it has disappeared Has anyone seen my profile? You'd think it'd be just here. "Do you know where it's hiding?" Is all I can think to say. It was here one day, but now it's not Yet so... Read more

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I am odd

poem by David Mitchell

They say that I am odd Funny Weird and strange But I do not feel peculiar or mental Or insane They say I have a weird walk and talk And they say I am a clown But if I was the clown they speak of Why do I always frown? They s... Read more

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Dogma and Karma

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

There is a common humorous bumper sticker.... "My karma ran over your dogma". President Trump believes in DOGMA... Not "karma". Will his dogma Triumph over humanity's collective karma? Can a dog run over a truck? Read more

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Drawers

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

With our computers. We still have to keep all sexually explicit content In "drawers" Just as we did When we were kids And we didn't want our parents to know What we we're looking at. The proliferation of sexy images Has not ... Read more

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Drawers

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

With our computers. We still have to keep all sexually explicit content In "drawers" Just as we did When we were kids And we didn't want our parents to know What we we're looking at. The proliferation of sexy images Has not ... Read more

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Reality

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

They show you What they think you want to see. They tell you What they think you want to hear. They write What they think you want to know, And they call it "Reality". Most of It Isn't even close. Read more

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Scraps

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

2018 Was primarily a year During which Humanity Fought over the scraps, And these scraps Are becoming increasingly meager Due to Climate Change. Many people Think Donald Trump is a good President 'Cause he's trying to mak... Read more

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Half A Brain

poem by Cecilia Crasto

Limerick: If my friend needed a brain Like a drought needs the rain Without a whinge or a whine He can have half of mine Even though I am insane. PS. Written especially for my good friend Frank Hornby!! Read more

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Losing My Mind

poem by Misti D Lovelace

Life is never what it seems Normal is only in your dreams Happy was long ago, back when I didn't know Ignorance is bliss It is something that I miss I have something that will not let go. I have known it all along I grew up w... Read more

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Save me 3's

poem by Jay Shades

I said rack it up Pull it out the bag Can never find a card to break it down Eventually Sensibly I spell out my name with the white stuff that goes straight to your brain Motherfucker am high deliveries till 11 depending... Read more

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IF I COULD TURN B...

poem by Frank Hornby .

"I'm trying to think of some words, nothing too absurd to put into some kind of rhyme, I'm sitting at home, struggling to think of a poem, about how can I turn back time. I look at the clock, and hear the tick, tock, so I put two ha... Read more

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Genius.

poem by Christopher Russon

You have found yourself a Genius There is nothing he can't do He could lose himself inside his room And he would write a book or two. You have found yourself a Genius A man of high esteem He can make a lot of money And your l... Read more

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Genius.

poem by Christopher Russon

You have found yourself a Genius There is nothing he can't do He could lose himself inside his room And he would write a book or two. You have found yourself a Genius A man of high esteem He can make a lot of money And your l... Read more